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Debate coverage: frequent interruptions from person who looks like hamster

Miami, FL: On the crowded democratic debate stage last night 10 candidates sparred to get a word in edgewise, making it difficult to get a good feel for any single candidate. So what did stand out? The person with beady hamster eyes—we believe his name is John Delaney but we can’t be sure—did the most interrupting. “At this point, we think there is a correlation between looking like a hamster and running on with useless generic sentences as if they are revelations,” said one commentator. “We appreciate Chuck Todd allowing longwinded interruptions and monologues so we can study this correlation further.”

Another important takeaway from last night’s debate is that news outlets like to describe debating as “sparring.”

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