No bibbidi bobbidi bikini wax for Disney visitor

Orlando, FL: A woman visiting Disney World was turned away Saturday when she requested a bikini wax from the Magic Kingdom’s premiere beauty salon, Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique. “I wanted to spruce up before meeting Aladdin,” she said. “But was advised that this salon is only for girls too young for pubic hair.”

After adding Aladdin’s magic carpet meet & greet to her fast pass she reportedly rushed to the boutique, located in Cinderella’s castle. But upon entry she was informed that princess transformation services cost up to $450, require a reservation months in advance, and are only for children ages 3-12. 

The middle-aged woman hoping to attract a grown man was escorted from the premises because that’s gross. It’s been reported that as soon as the old weirdo was gone, the fairy god mothers returned to the more normal work of transforming 3-12 year olds with hair extensions, makeup, sashes, and tiaras in order to live out every toddler’s dream of attracting a wealthy grownup prince.

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  1. Love the Disney post – – I dare you to post it on twitter and tag all the self-proclaimed “disney moms” — LOL!

    1. the mommy hack says:

      I wish I was that brave

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