After years of observational case studies, scientist have finally identified a genetic link between thinking someone is nagging you and being a lazy narcissist.
“We always knew there was a correlation, but now we understand the mechanism.” said Principal Investigator Rowena Hunt.
The gene identified results in a wide constellation of behaviors and thought patterns. Gene carriers often have delusions that a partner is more suited for cleaning, childcare, social planning, and cooking. They may become irritable when reasonable requests for help interrupt the enjoyment of video games and/or browsing the internet. It is often, though not exclusively, associated with the Y chromosome.